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Ash Soden
Jan 27, 2024
Robbing the Banks
Here we are, folks. Win this game, and we're in the Super Bowl. Lose, and we go back home with our tails behind our legs.


Ash Soden
Jan 20, 2024
(H)All or Nothing
We got a lot of things off our back last Sunday, much like a modern-day Atlas shrugging off the weight of the sky


Ash Soden
Jan 13, 2024
Kupp-a Tea
You're not here to hear me whine for attention, you're here to see what four things I'm going to be looking for on Sunday night


Ash Soden
Jan 6, 2024
Tasty Bit of (C.J.) Ham
I know, I know, we played the Vikings two weeks ago. So why am I doing yet another game preview for them, when not much will have changed?


Ash Soden
Dec 22, 2023
Hock Around the Clock
This Sunday, the Lions could do something they have never done in my 25 years and 1 week of existence...


Ash Soden
Dec 15, 2023
Nothing in Life is Surtain
The title might seem a little doom-and-gloom but you know I have to force a pun in there somewhere


Ash Soden
Dec 9, 2023
Don't Sweat It
I am back to give you the lowdown on the stats for the Bears. Hopefully, it can get us out of this slump we've been in...


Ash Soden
Nov 18, 2023
Moore Moore Moore
This week, we'll be singing a bit of Rachel Stevens as we'll want Moore Moore Moore when the final whistle blows


Ash Soden
Nov 11, 2023
See Ya Later, Slater
As we come out of the bye and head cross-country to face the Chargers, so too do the game preview articles emerge from their hibernation


Ash Soden
Oct 28, 2023
Tea and Hobbs-Nobs
So I'm not talking about last week. Instead, we will be looking to the future and the debut of our lovely alternate helmet.


Ash Soden
Oct 21, 2023
Not This Time, You Mother-Tucker
5-1, undefeated on the road, joint-best record in the league... if the other shoe is going to drop, it's on our opponent's head


Ash Soden
Oct 14, 2023
I Don't Think Mauch of This Team
Ah ha me hearties, if it isn't me favourite land-lubbers. Our Lions are 4-1 and heading to the Sunshine State to play the Bucs in Ray Jay.


Ash Soden
Oct 7, 2023
Chicken Tikka Zavala
You thought I was going to make a pun based on Bryce, huh? Or the former jewel of my heart and mock drafts, Jammie Robinson? You'd be wrong


Ash Soden
Sep 27, 2023
Reed All About It
On Sunday, our defence stood up against a QB who practically is a rookie. Tomorrow, they might need to again to show Love Stinks.


Ash Soden
Sep 22, 2023
Crawling Out of the Pitts of Despair
This Sunday, we welcome the Dirty Birds to Ford Field. Will they be able to soar, or will they squawk under the pressure?


Ash Soden
Sep 14, 2023
It's Not Been Like This Bellore
This time, it's not like the games we played Bellore. Yes, yes, I'm really pushing the puns. Am I going to stop? Ge-no!

Matthew Turner
Sep 8, 2023
Lions make statement in win over Super Bowl champion chiefs
"We're here to win" - that's the statement made to the rest of the league by the Detroit Lions...


Ash Soden
Sep 5, 2023
Rice, Rice Baby
Welcome to Season 2 of my (unhinged) game preview articles, hopefully with less words and more goodness


Matthew Turner
May 3, 2023
The Lions WON the Swift trade (but so did the Eagles)
Firstly, I'll start by stating that I hate the concept of "winners" and "losers" in a trade. The word itself is too arbitrary...


Matthew Turner
Mar 25, 2023
The Detroit Lions believe they've opened the window - this season - to win it all
I'm not saying they're right, or wrong, but the Detroit Lions believe that they're serious competitors in the 2023 NFL season.
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