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Robbing the Banks
Here we are, folks. Win this game, and we're in the Super Bowl. Lose, and we go back home with our tails behind our legs.
Ash Soden
Jan 27, 2024


(H)All or Nothing
We got a lot of things off our back last Sunday, much like a modern-day Atlas shrugging off the weight of the sky
Ash Soden
Jan 20, 2024


Kupp-a Tea
You're not here to hear me whine for attention, you're here to see what four things I'm going to be looking for on Sunday night
Ash Soden
Jan 13, 2024


Tasty Bit of (C.J.) Ham
I know, I know, we played the Vikings two weeks ago. So why am I doing yet another game preview for them, when not much will have changed?
Ash Soden
Jan 6, 2024


Hock Around the Clock
This Sunday, the Lions could do something they have never done in my 25 years and 1 week of existence...
Ash Soden
Dec 22, 2023


Nothing in Life is Surtain
The title might seem a little doom-and-gloom but you know I have to force a pun in there somewhere
Ash Soden
Dec 15, 2023


Don't Sweat It
I am back to give you the lowdown on the stats for the Bears. Hopefully, it can get us out of this slump we've been in...
Ash Soden
Dec 10, 2023


Moore Moore Moore
This week, we'll be singing a bit of Rachel Stevens as we'll want Moore Moore Moore when the final whistle blows
Ash Soden
Nov 18, 2023


See Ya Later, Slater
As we come out of the bye and head cross-country to face the Chargers, so too do the game preview articles emerge from their hibernation
Ash Soden
Nov 11, 2023


Tea and Hobbs-Nobs
So I'm not talking about last week. Instead, we will be looking to the future and the debut of our lovely alternate helmet.
Ash Soden
Oct 28, 2023


Not This Time, You Mother-Tucker
5-1, undefeated on the road, joint-best record in the league... if the other shoe is going to drop, it's on our opponent's head
Ash Soden
Oct 21, 2023


I Don't Think Mauch of This Team
Ah ha me hearties, if it isn't me favourite land-lubbers. Our Lions are 4-1 and heading to the Sunshine State to play the Bucs in Ray Jay.
Ash Soden
Oct 14, 2023


Chicken Tikka Zavala
You thought I was going to make a pun based on Bryce, huh? Or the former jewel of my heart and mock drafts, Jammie Robinson? You'd be wrong
Ash Soden
Oct 7, 2023


Reed All About It
On Sunday, our defence stood up against a QB who practically is a rookie. Tomorrow, they might need to again to show Love Stinks.
Ash Soden
Sep 27, 2023


Crawling Out of the Pitts of Despair
This Sunday, we welcome the Dirty Birds to Ford Field. Will they be able to soar, or will they squawk under the pressure?
Ash Soden
Sep 22, 2023


It's Not Been Like This Bellore
This time, it's not like the games we played Bellore. Yes, yes, I'm really pushing the puns. Am I going to stop? Ge-no!
Ash Soden
Sep 14, 2023

Lions make statement in win over Super Bowl champion chiefs
"We're here to win" - that's the statement made to the rest of the league by the Detroit Lions...
Matthew Turner
Sep 8, 2023


Rice, Rice Baby
Welcome to Season 2 of my (unhinged) game preview articles, hopefully with less words and more goodness
Ash Soden
Sep 5, 2023


The Lions WON the Swift trade (but so did the Eagles)
Firstly, I'll start by stating that I hate the concept of "winners" and "losers" in a trade. The word itself is too arbitrary...
Matthew Turner
May 3, 2023


The Detroit Lions believe they've opened the window - this season - to win it all
I'm not saying they're right, or wrong, but the Detroit Lions believe that they're serious competitors in the 2023 NFL season.
Matthew Turner
Mar 25, 2023
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