Decrypting the Morse Code
It's the Mac Attack this week, as the Trevor Lawrence-less Jags come to Ford Field to become the next victims in our march to the Super Bowl
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Ash Soden
Nov 9
Mixon Things Up
Bad news, people. The Texans will have their roof open tomorrow night, so as a dome team, we will surely fall apart, right?
Ash Soden
Nov 2
I Would Love It If We Beat Them
Once a year or so, I decide to drop some random British meme as the theme of the preview article. This is that time this year.
Ash Soden
Oct 26
The Titanomachy
For once, I am not giving you a bad pun based on a player's name. Instead, I'm going mythological, and using my Masters in Classics.
Ash Soden
Oct 12
Sleeping Like a Beebe
In the words of CJ, oh s**t, here we go again. As per clockwork, we must travel to Jerry World once again to face the Cowgirls.
Ash Soden
Sep 29
A Game Sure to Make You Cross
Here we are, guys. The live-action debut of the cold af black and blue jerseys. Just a shame it's against the Seachickens...
Ash Soden
Sep 21
Hold Your Tonga
This week we go bird hunting in Glendale as we visit State Farm Stadium to face the .500 Arizona Cardinals
Ash Soden
Sep 14
Be Stille My Beating Heart
It's Week 2 and our Lions have yet another matchup from last year's playoffs on their plates
Ash Soden
Sep 7
No Risk It, No Fiske-It
Yes, yes, it's another bad pun title. But it could have been worse...
Ash Soden
Aug 28
Answering Some Questions
Over the past few weeks, the Lions fandom has been debating a few topics on Twitter. Here are my opinions and thoughts on these topics.
Ash Soden
Aug 23
A Wildgoose Chase
It's the final week of the preseason, and we're finally at home after two weeks on the road, as we welcome the Steelers to the 313.
Ash Soden
Aug 16
Gimme Gimme Gimme A Manu After Midnight
Our Lions are back in Arrowhead to give the reigning Super Bowl champs another swift kick up the jacksy.
Ash Soden
Jun 24
The Epic Highs and Lows of Rookie Football
I know, yet another bad reference title from me. At least this one is to do with football, albeit from one of the weirdest teen dramas ever.
Ash Soden
Jan 27
Robbing the Banks
Here we are, folks. Win this game, and we're in the Super Bowl. Lose, and we go back home with our tails behind our legs.
Ash Soden
Jan 20
(H)All or Nothing
We got a lot of things off our back last Sunday, much like a modern-day Atlas shrugging off the weight of the sky
Ash Soden
Jan 13
Kupp-a Tea
You're not here to hear me whine for attention, you're here to see what four things I'm going to be looking for on Sunday night
Ash Soden
Jan 6
Tasty Bit of (C.J.) Ham
I know, I know, we played the Vikings two weeks ago. So why am I doing yet another game preview for them, when not much will have changed?
Ash Soden
Dec 22, 2023
Hock Around the Clock
This Sunday, the Lions could do something they have never done in my 25 years and 1 week of existence...
Ash Soden
Dec 15, 2023
Nothing in Life is Surtain
The title might seem a little doom-and-gloom but you know I have to force a pun in there somewhere
Ash Soden
Dec 9, 2023
Don't Sweat It
I am back to give you the lowdown on the stats for the Bears. Hopefully, it can get us out of this slump we've been in...
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