I Would Love It If We Beat Them
Once a year or so, I decide to drop some random British meme as the theme of the preview article. This is that time this year.
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Ash Soden
Oct 12
Sleeping Like a Beebe
In the words of CJ, oh s**t, here we go again. As per clockwork, we must travel to Jerry World once again to face the Cowgirls.
Ash Soden
Sep 29
A Game Sure to Make You Cross
Here we are, guys. The live-action debut of the cold af black and blue jerseys. Just a shame it's against the Seachickens...
Ash Soden
Sep 21
Hold Your Tonga
This week we go bird hunting in Glendale as we visit State Farm Stadium to face the .500 Arizona Cardinals
Ash Soden
Sep 14
Be Stille My Beating Heart
It's Week 2 and our Lions have yet another matchup from last year's playoffs on their plates
Ash Soden
Sep 7
No Risk It, No Fiske-It
Yes, yes, it's another bad pun title. But it could have been worse...
Ash Soden
Jan 27
Robbing the Banks
Here we are, folks. Win this game, and we're in the Super Bowl. Lose, and we go back home with our tails behind our legs.
Ash Soden
Jan 20
(H)All or Nothing
We got a lot of things off our back last Sunday, much like a modern-day Atlas shrugging off the weight of the sky
Ash Soden
Jan 13
Kupp-a Tea
You're not here to hear me whine for attention, you're here to see what four things I'm going to be looking for on Sunday night
Ash Soden
Jan 6
Tasty Bit of (C.J.) Ham
I know, I know, we played the Vikings two weeks ago. So why am I doing yet another game preview for them, when not much will have changed?
Ash Soden
Dec 22, 2023
Hock Around the Clock
This Sunday, the Lions could do something they have never done in my 25 years and 1 week of existence...
Ash Soden
Dec 9, 2023
Don't Sweat It
I am back to give you the lowdown on the stats for the Bears. Hopefully, it can get us out of this slump we've been in...
Ash Soden
Nov 18, 2023
Moore Moore Moore
This week, we'll be singing a bit of Rachel Stevens as we'll want Moore Moore Moore when the final whistle blows
Ash Soden
Oct 14, 2023
I Don't Think Mauch of This Team
Ah ha me hearties, if it isn't me favourite land-lubbers. Our Lions are 4-1 and heading to the Sunshine State to play the Bucs in Ray Jay.
Ash Soden
Oct 7, 2023
Chicken Tikka Zavala
You thought I was going to make a pun based on Bryce, huh? Or the former jewel of my heart and mock drafts, Jammie Robinson? You'd be wrong
Ash Soden
Sep 27, 2023
Reed All About It
On Sunday, our defence stood up against a QB who practically is a rookie. Tomorrow, they might need to again to show Love Stinks.
Ash Soden
Sep 22, 2023
Crawling Out of the Pitts of Despair
This Sunday, we welcome the Dirty Birds to Ford Field. Will they be able to soar, or will they squawk under the pressure?
Ash Soden
Sep 14, 2023
It's Not Been Like This Bellore
This time, it's not like the games we played Bellore. Yes, yes, I'm really pushing the puns. Am I going to stop? Ge-no!
Ash Soden
Jan 18, 2023
BEN IS STAYING
At twenty to one this morning UK time, the glorious news we were all hoping to hear broke. Our almighty lord of offence is staying home.
Ash Soden
Jan 7, 2023
Green with Envy of the Honolulu Blue
Week 18. Lambeau Field. Sunday Night Football. A chance to keep K-Aaron Rodgers out of the playoffs. This is what football is about.
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